Accord Hospice 100-story Challenge--DAY 91

Thanks for visiting this blog. As you can see by the Justgiving widget to your left, I'm now at 60 percent towards my final goal---but time is running out! The clock is ticking! I need to meet my 250 pound goal by day 100! Accord needs all the funds it can get so help with their 2 million pound plus budget, in the coming year. To find out more about Accord Hospice, go to:

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Thanks for sticking with me, and, as always, from the bottom of my heart, thanks for your support. Nancy.

DAY 91

STORY #91

There Ain't Nuthin' Like a Dame

Actor David Tennant was invited to give a speech at an all-girls school. In advance of the talk, he got a note from the headmistress, that it was vital that he be politically correct. “I’d never want to offend anyone,” said David.

The speech was about working in intimate situations with co-stars: “Well, there was Billie, my pectorally superior, peroxide-dependant co-star. And, I often work with wardrobe impaired, terminally attractive females, in horizontally accessible positions.” He grinned broadly. “I do enjoy a serious lip exchange with my co-stars…” he frowned, “except for the horse, Arthur, his breath was odor defective.”