Blogging for Accord Hospice DAY 90

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DAY 90

STORY #90

Speaking in Tongues

Two cowboys were sitting on the fence, talking. Joe was telling Bill about how he’d gone to see a lawyer to stop a developer from taking his ranch. “What happened?” Bill asked.

“First, the lawyer asked if I had grounds, and I told him I had 500 acres. Next, he asked me if I wanted to bring a suit--but I only got the one I was wearin’. He asked me if I thought I had a case--so I told him I only had a six-pack.” Bill asked, “So then what?” “The danged lawyer threw me outta’ his office!”